(Radio Star casted Hani on 31 December, 2015.)
(The next day, it was revealed Hani and Jun Su are in a relationship.)
A guy with a decent look and decent personality.
(The hosts are excited at this unexpected opportunity.)
I feel show business is too heartless.
She's shaking.
Excuse me.
Why don't we come back a bit later?
(The other guests are angry that they're neglected.)
(And they try to win the attention by dancing.)
Talk about Jun Su right now.
Your sense of humour is awful.
(You'll be laughing to tears.)
(Meet the guests who have stolen your hearts.)
Today, we're with four stealers...
that stole viewers' hearts.
- We named them "Heart Stealers". - Heart stealers.
One of them is a girl...
who is winning hearts of girls.
Currently, she's having a virtual marriage life on TV...
with Yoon Jung Su who is bankrupt.
By saying "A good guy is the one who is good at house chores",
she turned her back on boys...
and won girls' hearts.
A heart stealer who stole wrong hearts.
Comedian Kim Sook is here.
Was it a strange coincidence...
or did we have a foresight when we casted her?
Don't get us wrong.
We casted her last year already.
She was born in the Year of Monkey.
And she started the Year of Monkey, 2016,
with big news.
She's meant to be on Radio Star.
She's been shaking every guy's heart...
up and down since last year.
A girl with a decent look and a decent personality,
Hani from EXID.
This new actor appeared last year...
and he swept awards at the end of last year.
He's the most popular actor these days.
On "We Got Married",
he not only stole Actress Kim So Yeon's lips...
but also all girls' hearts.
Actor Kwak Si Yang is here.
After becoming a comedian through open recruitment of MBC,
he was awarded New Comedian of the Year in 2008.
But it took seven years for him to receive Excellence Award.
Probably, only some of the viewers would recognise him.
Still, he's on two programmes on MBC, which is more than me.
But on "Section TV", he's no match for Park Seul Gi...
and on "We Got Married"...
- Are you on "We Got Married"? - Are you?
Are you on "We Got Married"?
He's one of the hosts.
- I'm one of the hosts. - Oh, okay.
- So you're not one of the couples. - You're one of the hosts.
I'd be shocked if he was one of the couples.
(I'd be shocked if he was one of the couples.)
Not many people are even aware he's on "We Got Married".
But he has a beautiful wife.
He stole her heart and married her after a nine-year relationship.
- Comedian Hwang Je Seong. - Nice to see you.
Hi, Sook.
- Hello. - Hi, Hani.
- Hello. - Nice to see you.
Hello, Ms Kwak Si Yang.
(He called Si Yang "Ms".)
- It's Mr. - He's a guy.
Hello, Mr Kwak Si Yang.
- Nice to see you all. - Okay.
- You look nervous. - Don't worry.
I'm okay.
- She took tranquiliser. - Don't worry.
- We won't be rude. - We won't.
- We don't mean any harm. - You should relax.
We don't want to harm your relationship.
Sook, you were impressed by the foresight of Radio Star?
- I should say you're very lucky. - Right.
- Why were you surprised? - You put up a notice, right?
You looked for someone who has ever seen us in real life.
- You mean eyewitnesses. - Yes, you looked for them.
And the press reported what they witnessed.
Actually,
I once interviewed Hani on "Section TV".
And she gave me a hint.
Do you remember what I asked you?
(It seems as if she had just seen a ghost.)
You said there were more than two celebrities who hit on you.
- Okay. - She did say about it.
Did more than two celebrities...
hit on you?
Wow.
(More than two)
I'm curious if you were already in a relationship back then.
(Her lips are shaking.)
She's nervous.
When I interviewed, I mean.
I thought you were on my side.
- I thought... - It's because I interview a lot.
I think he's asking this on behalf of "Section TV".
It was not only us that you should be afraid of.
We actually had a talk before the show.
- We told her we'd protect her. - You should.
Let me explain what happened.
Hani was frustrated.
Let me explain how the casting went.
We casted her...
in the evening on 31 December last year.
And her relationship was revealed at 10am the very next day.
Before that, her management company had said...
they loved the theme, "Heart Stealers".
But once the news came out, they were suddenly afraid...
if the theme was inappropriate.
They begged us that Hani shouldn't be on the show.
Were you afraid, too?
Yes, I was very afraid.
It's okay.
I understand her.
- The other person is involved too. - I see.
It'd be inconsiderate of her to talk about it freely.
Why is it inconsiderate? She'll just talk about the facts.
In my personal opinion,
even if we put Hani's relationship aside,
we can make this episode great.
- Then aren't you going to ask? - I see it this way.
We did our best as always and we just stumbled upon it...
- It's a strike of luck. - along the way.
We have no intention to bother Hani with only this.
Even if the relationship is put aside,
- we have a lot to talk about Hani. - Of course.
- Hani, say everything you want to. - Sure.
- Just talk about yourself. - That'll be nice.
- Okay. - The relationship is no big deal.
- But... - I could even ask you nothing.
- the questions are... - He may be lying.
- all about the relationship. - So many about it on the scripts.
We have too many questions about the relationship.
- There's nothing about herself. - This isn't what I want.
I'd rather want to talk about Gook Jin's matter today.
- I'm also curious. - They're the centre of attention.
What's happening between you and Kang Susie?
I saw her hands going under your clothes.
- Really? - She did.
Should I put the microphone under your clothes?
Wait.
(She hugged him from behind.)
What should I do?
(They put hands under each other's clothes?)
How should I do this?
Seo Jang Hoon said,
- "There's something going on." - Really?
It seems like Susie really has a thing for you.
(Nodding slightly)
(That's great.)
So, Hani.
(Changing the subject)
It's Hani again.
- Were you really afraid to be here? - It's your turn.
My management company thought...
- I shouldn't mention it at all. - Okay.
But after the relationship was revealed on 1 January,
it was even reported that I'd be on Radio Star on 6 January.
- Right. - If I don't say anything about it,
it'll be inconsiderate...
to our fans.
You made the right decision.
- I'll just be honest. - You're going to tell everything?
If I may ask,
have you two talked about it?
What do you mean?
About you being on Radio Star.
He told me this.
He said that if someone in trouble...
goes on Radio Star,
the DJs bring up the issue first, and they make it sound better.
- He said that... - He's right.
it's better to go on Radio Star than any other shows.
- That's what he told me. - By the way, he's in trouble today.
- Why? - He can't talk about Jun Su.
Love even surpasses national borders. So why does it matter?
- He is... - I didn't say a word.
If you can't congratulate your colleague just because...
her boyfriend isn't good with your agency,
that makes the show business too dreary.
- You know? - Breathe.
Breathe, Kyu Hyun. Your mouth is so tightly closed.
I think it's wrong not to congratulate your friend...
- because of problems at work. - Kyu Hyun, congratulate them.
- Yes. - Say it.
Dispatch reports the relationships of celebrities on every 1 January.
According to it,
RAIN and Kim Tae Hee are still in relationship.
Lee Seung Gi and Yoo Na broke up.
Lee Jung Jae and Im Se Ryung are still dating.
In 2016, Hani and Jun Su are reported to be in relationship.
When was this picture taken?
We have a picture.
This is the picture they released.
What's this? A Dutch wife?
- It's a snack-shaped cushion. - Oh, is it?
- So it was November. - It must've been November.
What's this?
They're at a mall.
It looks like Jun Su is not minding the attention.
- He doesn't care. - Yes, he doesn't care.
- He doesn't seem to worry. - That's cool.
- That's him trying to cover up. - He was trying to cover up?
- But he stands out. - It's obviously Jun Su.
- Was he really trying to cover up? - You don't stand out though.
- We might have more pictures. - Say it's Jun Su.
(They are getting frustrated at Kyu Hyun.)
- Don't do that. - We're in the same position.
Couldn't they deny that it wasn't them?
- They can't? - Gosh. They can't.
- But we can't tell who they are. - I know.
How can she be Hani?
If she denies it, she will just end up like that lawyer.
It's all right. It's not like they've committed a crime.
- And... - Hani wore that blue jacket...
at other places. That's how they figured it out.
There were comments about how nice her jacket is.
I heard Jun Su has a bad sense of fashion just like Ok Taec Yeon.
- Jun Su does? - Is that right?
How is it? Is he really like that?
(We can tell by looking at these pictures.)
How's his fashion sense?
- Look at Kyu Hyun. - Were there comments about that?
After the news got out, we read a lot of comments...
because we were worried.
But there were more comments about his clothes than us dating.
- That's good. - There were more comments on that.
Were there any funny comments?
They said that they could feel four seasons in his fashion.
Four seasons in his fashion?
That's right. He's wearing summer shoes.
That's right.
This is winter.
- It was winter. - She's wearing a scarf.
He wore sandals in winter.
His fashion is similar to Kim Jang Hoon's.
He wears like Jang Hoon wears for his kicking performance.
In my eyes, he looks fabulous.
- Are you happy with his fashion? - Yes.
(They are meant to be together.)
Hani was originally a fan of TVXQ.
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes?
we will come back later.
- No. No. - Do we have to stay?
- Please wait for your turn. - Should we go out together?
- Yes. Let's go out for a while. - She's known as his fan.
So she's considered as a successful fan among his fans.
How is Jun Su as your boyfriend?
- I was active in my career in 2015. - Yes.
That's why I get to come on TV shows like this.
I was very thankful for that,
- but I was scared at the same time. - Of course. It's hard.
I was confused too.
Whenever I was on shows like that,
I always told myself to do well.
Doing well would bring our members more opportunities.
Those thoughts...
- Made you difficult. - They did, but...
- Jun Su comforted me. - He comforted you.
And he gave me a lot of good advice.
I told myself, "No. No. I can't do this."
"I shouldn't be dating yet." But I couldn't help it.
- Right. - You did the right thing.
It's the same for all popular idols these days.
They're all at the age that they are beautiful the most.
- Right. - You're at that age.
When your good days pass,
you get a double chin and your tummy gets bigger.
- Then it's too late. - Isn't that what happened to you?
(This is when Jong Shin was young.)
- Hani. - Yes.
We keep asking questions only of Hani.
I heard Lee Doo Hee...
- introduced you to Jun Su? - Lee Doo Hee?
- Who's Lee Doo Hee? - He's the one on "The Genius".
- He's a hacker. - He's a programmer.
I knew him through the show "Let's Go Dream Team!".
Jun Su is...
very close to game programmers.
Doo Hee found him watching one of my videos.
Really?
- So Doo Hee suggested... - Meeting you.
Jun Soo told him to tell me that he's a big fan of mine.
- So we started exchanging texts. - You started exchanging texts.
Then we watched musicals together and talked together.
How is Jun Su as your boyfriend?
I respect him so much.
Among all the people I've seen, he's the most positive person.
- He's brightly positive. - You are very bright yourself.
But I've never seen a person like him.
The chemistry between you two must be amazing.
- I want to meet him once. - It must be amazing.
- You can't. - What about Jung Soo?
Dark.
(Both his present and future are dark.)
- It's like being in a cave. - He used to be energetic too.
- He used to be energetic. - Was he?
He was the most energetic one.
In the past, comedians used to say that...
he's like a bat.
Because in the early 90s,
Jung Soo never spent time...
with fellow comedians after shows.
- He never did. - He didn't.
- He followed singers like Cool... - He was close to me.
- and Ryu Si Won. - No, he didn't follow them.
They were born in the same year, and they were all friends.
Are you on your husband's side?
Are you?
Gosh, I shouldn't be like this.
- But it just happened. - At that time,
we used to tease him. We said, "Why do you never..."
"hang out with fellow comedians and always hang out with singers?"
So I asked him why he's not close to other comedians...
and instead spends singers and actors.
He said he just wanted to become successful.
You really love your virtual husband, don't you?
I respect him too. He's so positive even after going through bankruptcy.
- Do you? - Yes, I respect him.
He's a tough man. You know how he became a comedian?
- I don't know. - He used to work at a karaoke.
(She's shocked.)
- Don't say things like that. - No.
His life is very dramatic.
That's why he was very good at playing the tambourine.
Sook, you and Jung Soo are...
famous as a virtual married couple these days.
They are very popular.
We are not popular. We are just very tough.
Female viewers fell for you after watching...
- your matriarchal attitude. - She's really funny.
I always say this.
I said that my husband should be a full-time housekeeper.
I can make money. It's no big deal.
She said to Jung Soo, "How dare you give me that look in the morning?"
- That was so funny. - I didn't know why he had to...
- frown in the morning. - Right.
When I go outside, I always work with guys who frown.
I don't want my husband frowning too when I come back home.
Does that make sense?
At least he should smile for me.
The man you're referring to is Kim Soo Yong. He always frowns.
When Jung Soo yells at me,
I tell him that he's too loud and...
that he should keep it down. "If a man's voice goes over the wall..."
- "the family is ruined." - She's like my dad.
She's really like my father.
What's your nickname?
- People call me "Furious Sook". - "Furious Sook".
- It's from "Furiosa". - I was so surprised.
(She's the tough matriarch!)
"Crush on Sook".
- It's from a girl crushing on you. - Yes.
- "Crush on Sook". - "Amazing Sook".
- "Amazing Sook". - "Amazing Sook".
- "Amazing Sook". - It's sounds like a vegetable.
- Yes. - Leaf mustard and mugwort.
- Is there any chance between you? - There's none.
I'll say this. You never know what will happen.
- Gosh. Don't use him. - We never know.
You don't have any feelings for him at all.
- You never know what will happen. - Leave Jung Soo alone.
What did he do wrong?
Did I kill him or something?
He's living just fine.
- Jung Soo said this the other day. - There's a possibility.
- What did he say? - He said, even if he's poor,
he shouldn't have to live like this.
He said that? That jerk...
(He's scared.)
- What? - We got your fortune by...
a fortune teller, and it says exactly about your life.
Your big and sharp eyes mean...
that you're going to quarrel a lot with your husband.
But if you be patient, you will support the family.
Things are happening according to your fortune telling.
- That's true. - Wow.
I'm actually comfortable around Jung Soo.
There are not many guys whom I can treat him badly.
Jung Soo smiles even if I treat him that way.
- I don't have to wear makeup. - Excuse me.
- I don't have to get dressed up. - Do you marry to treat him badly?
- Is that why you get married? - That's not the purpose.
- Why are you so sensitive? - I mean...
- I just feel bad. - He can't be happy.
- Don't treat your husband badly. - He is sensitive about it.
- Do I have to get scolded? - It's different from you.
No matter whom you marry, don't treat him like that.
Do you have an experience?
- What's wrong? - You treat me badly right now.
- She's right. - That's because we're close.
His voice is too loud.
(He shuts up right away.)
Unlike Kim Sook, Si Yang is enjoying...
a sweet virtual married life on "We Got Married".
Si Yang, how do you really think about So Yeon?
- I really like her. - You do?
- Do you talk to her in private? - We talk to each other sometimes.
Have you ever met her in private?
Have you been to Misari with her?
- Why would they go to Misari? - Why not?
- That's not a trend anymore. - That's okay.
- Some roadwork has been done. - They'd prefer Itaewon.
It would only take 20 minutes to Misari.
(It would only take 20 minutes to Misari.)
- They'd go to Itaewon. I'm sure. - I remember.
I met her once. I think it was around Christmas.
I wanted to buy a nice cake, but I didn't know where to get one.
So I asked her for some information and met her at a department store.
- Were you shooting? - No, on a private occasion.
Kang Susie must have a heartache now.
You never let her stay by your side. Not even once.
- That's so mean, Gook Jin. - She's right. That's what I mean.
Last time, at an awards ceremony,
Susie asked him out for a meal, but he just kept acting embarrassed.
- Watching it made me embarrassed. - That is so cowardly.
- I couldn't believe what I saw. - That's pathetic.
(That's pathetic.)
I heard that Sook and Jung Soo also talk on the phone privately.
Yes, we do talk a lot on the phone.
- What do you talk about? - The first thing I say is...
"What?"
(What?)
Before I address him, I say, "Why?"
- Do you make video calls? - No way.
- Well, the last time... - That would spoil the man.
(That would spoil him.)
- I wouldn't do it unnecessarily. - On "Infinite Challenge"...
Jung Soo and I were waiting in the same room...
- for "Infinite Challenge". - Okay.
Sook burst into the room when Jung Soo was changing.
She didn't even feel shy about it.
I went in and said, "What are you doing? You look disgusting."
(It's my waiting room.)
Si Yang, when you used to work part-time as a pizza deliveryman,
- you made Kim Gu Ra... - What is this?
- He took a picture with you? - He used to deliver pizzas?
I used to work part-time as a delivery man for a pizza joint.
I was on my way back from delivering pizza...
to KBS.
Then I noticed someone...
looking at me from about 100m ahead.
I looked up, and it was Kim Gu Ra.
I approached him.
The closer I got to him, the more intense his stare became.
- He had pleading eyes. - My eyes?
- Listen to him. - Let's hear the story first.
I couldn't just pass by him.
- His eyes looked so desperate. - Did you know who he was?
Yes, I did.
So when I asked him for a picture,
- he was so happy. - He was overjoyed.
He said, "I'll let you take a picture with me."
- He was waiting for it. - You're making it up.
- My gosh. - When did that happen?
I don't remember the incident, but I probably looked at him...
- because he stood out. - He is handsome.
- So, that's how we first met. - Yes.
(So, that's how we first met.)
- He looks happy. - How tall are you?
- I'm 187cm tall. - That's nice.
- How tall is Kim Jun Su? 175cm? - He is 177cm tall.
- It's 177cm. - It's 177cm.
- That's nice. - I wish he was a bit taller.
(I wish he was a bit taller.)
- That came out of nowhere. - Kyu Hyun is 178cm tall.
- He is 178cm tall. - So you are as tall as Jun Su.
- What? - So you are as tall as Jun Su.
- Don't compare the two. - They are similar in height.
I'm similar to Jun Su in height.
(I'm similar to Jun Su in height.)
I'll leave it at that.
(I'll leave it at that.)
How did you get cast while working as a delivery man?
My friends and I were walking around...
when someone beckoned me over.
When I approached him, he gave me a business card.
He was from a celebrity agency.
- That's how you were cast. - Yes.
When I looked it up at home, I found that BoA was in the agency.
So I decided to sign a contract with the agency.
- I dreamed of becoming an actor. - Si Yang, I heard that...
you did a dance by H.O.T. in the audition.
Oh, that?
- Can you show us the dance? - The dance?
All right.
- I'll make it short. - Okay, make it short.
("We Are The Future" Again, 1997)
- I like this part. - Is he getting ready?
(Nodding)
(Let's go.)
(Limping)
What is that?
You can do it.
(It was a controlled and powerful dance.)
(Standing still)
What is that?
(Swaying)
You are so cool.
(His body remembers the dance.)
- Cut it out. - Keep going.
(Powerful)
Keep going.
(Is he a mollusc?)
(Stretching)
(Faltering)
(My goodness.)
I'll stop here.
(Screaming)
That was cool.
I now know...
that someone who is 187cm tall can't pull off an idol's dance.
- That's great. - You passed the audition with this?
- I wasn't this tall back then. - I see.
- It makes sense. - Is that why you danced like that?
- He swayed too much. - I know.
H.O.T. had dynamic dance moves.
- His dance was dynamic in a sense. - He swayed so much.
He looked like a balloon doll.
(Welcome)
- You are in a SBS drama, right? - It's a KBS drama.
- It's a daily drama from KBS. - Yes, the shoot is almost over.
- You recently got stabbed in it. - That's right.
You know,
I got stabbed in another drama, too.
- He recently got stabbed in it. - That's what happened.
- I watched a bit of the drama. - I see.
The actress who plays your sister is pretty.
- Uhm Hyeon Gyeong. - Is she on your radar?
- You like someone born in the 80s. - Look up how old she is.
- No, I bet she is younger. - She was born in 1986.
- Was she? - So she is on your radar.
Uhm Hyeon Gyeong must be relieved.
I don't want someone who was born after 1985.
I can't date someone who was born in 1986.
- Look up her age. - She was born in 1986.
- She might have lied. - That's possible.
I need to find out her real age.
Uhm Hyeon Gyeong, watch out for him.
(Uhm Hyeon Gyeong, watch out for him.)
Je Seong gave me the wedding invitation...
before the wedding.
I was going to send in a gift through a friend,
but I forgot.
I only realised it when I read about his wedding on the news.
I prepared this since I feel indebted to him.
Here.
- How nice. - What is this, a show off?
- I know. - Did Hani prepare a gift, too?
- I came prepared, too. - My goodness.
I think this is a good day for me. I'm collecting gifts here.
- Thank you. - You are making Gook Jin look bad.
The gift Gook Jin gave at the wedding...
- was among the top three. - Really?
- Yes. - He is like that. You did nothing.
- I prepared a gift, too. - I'm sure he gave his gift already.
- What are you giving to him? - What is going on?
- It won't disappoint him. - Come on.
- Isn't this too abrupt for you? - No, it's okay.
- It's not even in an envelope. - It's okay.
Check how much he gave.
When Dong Hyun was a year old,
I didn't even invite Ji Sang Ryeol or Yeom Gyeong Hwan.
Our family had a small party by ourselves.
And I wasn't well-known at the time of my wedding.
So I have nothing to receive from the others.
You said you'd marry someone who was born between 1982 and 1985.
Come on.
Je Seong received the Excellence Award at MBC Entertainment Awards.
During your speech, you mentioned Gook Jin, but not your wife.
- Really? - How disappointing.
I heard you returned home in fear that day.
- Even when I think about it now... - You should have mentioned her.
Didn't your acceptance speech get cut because it was too long?
A new system has been implemented for acceptance speeches.
- Music starts if you talk for long. - Your speech was long and boring.
But I had so many people to thank.
It was really boring.
(It was really boring.)
This year was full of extremes.
Going through some tough times,
I went to Gook Jin and complained whenever I was feeling down.
(I went to Gook Jin and complained whenever I was feeling down.)
But seriously, Gook Jin...
(The speech was very long.)
Few months ago, my mother dropped...
and broke the Best Rookie Award I received in 2008.
I'm sure your family and friends received your gratitude.
- Did your wife scold you? - I consulted with my manager.
I thought I should sleep at my parents' place.
I was so scared.
My wife usually waits for my return from work.
But she wasn't outside that day.
- How scary. - So I was scared.
Usually, she comes out running...
if I ring the doorbell just once. But the house was quiet.
- How scary. - I knew I was in trouble.
- She must've wanted to be said. - I know.
I found out later that she was texting with her friends.
They were saying, "My goodness, your husband won an award."
"He must mention you soon."
"I wonder what he will say. I love you, Cho Eun?"
"I wonder what he will say."
Then I forgot to mention her.
(I forgot to mention her.)
When I went home,
she said "You are home" but her smile was forced.
- I bet. - Her eyes weren't smiling.
It's in the air.
Comedians know what it is.
- Si Yang, have you eaten? - Yes.
This is how a normal conversation goes. I'll ask him again.
Si Yang, have you eaten?
What do you want to eat? A conversation needs to flow.
I answered, "I'll have whatever you give me."
(His talk seems to never end.)
I said, "I'm sorry."
Je Seong, when will this story end?
- I'm almost done. - I'm very curious.
Shall we play some music, too?
- Let's stop already. - Please play some music.
- In the morning... - Why should we keep listening?
- I'm getting to the highlight. - Is it worth listening?
- In my opinion... - You're not going to go on, right?
Je Seong talks too much.
- He needs to skip some parts. - Should I end the story quickly?
- Of course you should. - Gu Ra is annoyed.
In the morning, I thought I had the TV on.
But it turned out my wife had recorded my acceptance speech.
And she was playing it at 4am. That's what I wanted to say.
It's a failure.
(A failure)
(The atmosphere is getting cold.)
Gu Ra, I'm sorry.
- For goodness' sake. - Next week...
- Shall we move on with the talk? - There were some more questions.
- He ruined it all. - Thanks to him, we won't have...
- time for Sook and Si Yang. - Seriously.
I'll repay with my life.
(I'll repay with my life.)
It's especially important on Radio Star.
- Cut 90 percent of your story. - That much?
- Is that much necessary? - Just leave the important bits.
Cut 70 percent of the story for "Infinite Challenge".
With that logic, Si Yang and Hani won't have anything to say.
(Si Yang and Hani won't have anything to say.)
- Seriously. - This rule isn't for them.
- That's right. - They can talk freely.
- It only applies to comedians. - That's right.
Si Yang's story about taking a picture with me will air.
It's a simple story.
His story was like a watercolour painting.
- It was simple and sweet. - For goodness' sake.
Our eyes meet, he approaches to me and we take pictures together.
It's straightforward from beginning to end.
(It's well-organised.)
(Well-organised)
- Je Seong. You said Gook Jin... - Yes.
I thought you said he's like a mentor to you,
but it says that you said he's like a monk.
He actually lives like a monk. He is almost a monk.
There's something spiritual about him.
- In what ways? - Why am I like a monk?
After my comedy programme ended,
I was wondering whether or not I should continue to act in comedies.
You're talking about when MBC comedy programmes weren't doing well.
Yes. The programme was at midnight, but people would go to bed by then.
Kim Joo Ha was the announcer for the news before our show, right?
She'd say, "Have a sound sleep" at the end of the news.
- So she'd put the viewers to sleep. - Everyone would go to bed.
When I was going through all these troubles...
What did he say to you?
Lee Gyeong Gyu once said...
This young comedian visited him once...
and asked him whether he should continue with his job.
Then Gyeong Gyu told him,
"Just go and live abroad."
- So that guy emigrated. - That's what Gyeong Gyu advised,
but what did Gook Jin say?
He said, "Je Seong. You're much more..."
"talented than you think you are."
"You're much more than that. You're underestimating yourself."
That's what he said to me.
If you went to talk to Gyeong Gyu...
instead of Gook Jin,
you would've emigrated too.
- I... - Speaking of which...
Gyeong Gyu wouldn't even have spared the time for Je Seong.
But, Gyeong Gyu...
did that for your own sake.
Yes, but I figured that out later.
He's a good man, but he expresses things in extreme ways.
- Some people pretend to not care. - That's right.
- They all mean well. - Gu Ra is also like that.
- Yes, he does. - No, I don't.
I always say, "Yes, just do it".
I tell them to do it without meaning anything.
You say those things without even being asked.
(He tells things without even being asked.)
Hani. Did your uncle...
go to the same high school as Jong Shin?
- Who is this? Does he know me? - Well...
Yes, you'd recognise him once you hear the name.
- He's name is Oh Wang Cheol. - Oh Wang Cheol?
- Do you know him? - Oh, him!
- Wait. - Yes.
- Do you know him? - I think he's pretending.
- We went to the same college. - Oh, I see.
- He's from Incheon. - Yes, Wang Cheol's from Incheon.
He's from Incheon.
Wait, Oh Wang Cheol?
- I think I know him. - Yes, he knows you too.
- Isn't he from Jemulpo High School? - Hey,
are you a friend of Wang Cheol's?
He said he knows both of you.
- He's one year younger than me. - He said you'd know him.
- So, high school and college. - Hey.
- Get down on your knees. - What are you talking about?
(What is he talking about?)
There were Wang Cheol and Lim Seung Yong.
The two of them were...
- Why are you bringing that up here? - That's an old story.
- Wang Cheol. - It's Oh Wang Cheol, right?
- Yes, Oh Wang Cheol. - I don't know who he is, but...
- I'm getting really curious. - So Gu Ra is Wang Cheol's friend.
Well, we were never in the same class.
- Just the same school. - I'm curious about how he looks.
From the way I see it,
Hani normally wouldn't have brought this up.
But with the news of her dating and all,
I think she was worried about him spreading rumours.
- Right. - To keep his mouth closed.
- That's why she brought it up. - Since you're Wang Cheol's nephew,
I should be nice to you and your boyfriend.
(He won't let go of the topic.)
(Laughing)
- Je Seong. You said that you saw... - Yes?
something you didn't want to see in the toilet on the awards day.
Oh, I met Kwak Si Yang for the first time that day.
I only saw him in the studios until then.
He was bowing down so much to just say hi to me.
At that time, I could see both him and myself in the mirror.
- You would've looked shabby. - I looked so shabby in comparison.
I was having a drink with Jung Woo Sung,
and I took a selfie because I thought it'd be funny.
I was going to post it, but I just couldn't.
- You can't do that. - I saw the picture, and...
- You look ugly in it, right? - You'd look like a squid.
I thought it was one of the side dishes standing in the picture.
- Like a squid. - A squid in the picture.
- Woo Sung and the squid. - Exactly.
Although he and I were both a bit drunk,
he just looked slightly flushed.
But my face was all swollen up.
- Who suggested to take a picture? - I did.
I thought I'd get a lot of viewers if I post the picture.
I thought it'd just be a picture of me and Woo Sung.
But, I really couldn't post it.
I was drunk, so I looked like a squid with red sauce on it.
(This is the picture.)
(Jong Shin, the squid, makes Woo Sung look even better.)
- I still have the picture. - You shouldn't have done that.
It's nice that you realise how you look.
(It's a relief that he realises that he looks like a squid.)
I heard that the crew asked Si Yang to show us his specialty...
and that he prepared a staring match.
- Oh, yes. - Really?
It says you might shed tears but never lose.
- Yes, I'm confident I won't lose. - Is that so?
Is anybody here good at staring matches?
- Kyu Hyun, you should do it. - Aren't you good?
He's got a double eyelid surgery, so he'd be good.
He'd be really good.
- SM's... - That's nonsense.
The man wanted to be SM's idol versus the SM's current idol.
You'd be really good because of your double eyelids. Give it a go.
Start!
At least do well in this.
I'm doing good now.
He looks very stable.
- Kyu Hyun's quite stable too. - Right.
- Kyu Hyun, you need to win. - Kyu Hyun is...
very determined.
- I think he's twitching. - He's very determined.
Is this even funny?
It's funny.
Think about "Millionaire".
- Kyu Hyun, do it. - He's determined.
- He doesn't like losing. - Right.
Si Yang is about to blink.
- His eyes are getting teary. - He's really stubborn.
- I think Kyu Hyun's going to win. - Keep your eyes narrow.
I think Lee Soo Man...
- would be good at this. - He would have an advantage.
People wouldn't know even if he blinks.
They're both good.
(It's neck-and-neck.)
- Wow, Si Yang is... - This is...
Why are my hands...
- getting sweaty? - Kyu Hyun's good at something!
We found this out four years after he joined the show.
- You've found your gift. - This is exciting.
- Why didn't you tell us about this? - Kyu Hyun is winning.
Si Yang's about to blink his eyes.
Si Yang's about to lose!
How long has it been?
- Si Yang is... - Si Yang...
(His tear is rolling down.)
- Why is he crying? - Why are you crying?
- Why are you crying, Si Yang? - Are you Yoo Sang Moo?
He's crying again.
Kyu Hyun's still looking stable.
Kyu Hyun, this is what you're good at.
Where did you get your double eyelids done?
You're the best at staring matches.
- He's really amazing. - Now, Si Yang is...
- Si Yang is... - I think he's going to lose.
Si Yang, close your eyes.
- Kyu Hyun's good. - Why are you so good at this?
- Please stop it. - Kyu Hyun is going to win.
- Please stop. - No.
- This is really funny. - We need to see who wins.
Just give it up.
Look at Kyu Hyun.
(His eyes are welling up with tears.)
- He's going to blink. - He's crying again.
- Oh my gosh, he's going to lose. - Gosh.
- He's going to blink. - He's about to.
- Oh my, you're really tough. - You're really good at this.
- How did this hard-hearted guy... - How can he do that?
sing a ballad?
If he was born in the past like this, he would be exempt from duty.
I think people were exempted from military duty with eyes like these.
- His eyes aren't closing. - I think he has dry eyes.
(Blinking)
(Blinking slightly)
- Didn't you close your eyes? - I think he closed his eyes.
- No, he didn't. - He didn't fully close his eyes.
- My eyes are getting tired now. - Exactly.
Kyu Hyun looks cool to me now.
- Kyu Hyun's amazing. - He looks handsome now.
- Let's call this a tie. - All right.
- It's a tie. - It's because...
- We shouldn't do this any longer. - No, we shouldn't.
- I think my eyes are getting teary. - Kyu Hyun, you're amazing.
Someone give him some tissues.
- Don't touch it. - Don't your eyes hurt?
- No, they don't. - Your nose is...
- My eyes would sting. - It does make your eyes sting.
You're crying because it hurts, right?
- Yes. - This guy's inhuman.
- What do you mean by that? - This guy's inhuman.
But, how do you... You're really vicious.
- You should... - He says Kyu Hyun's vicious.
You should apply to join the special forces.
(Kyu Hyun should apply for the special forces.)
- Would this get me qualified? - He didn't even flinch.
- He's got some serious guts. - He'd be good at boxing.
- He doesn't blink. - Those eyes.
I'll just be a singer.
(I'll just be a singer.)
- Hani? - Hani.
It's your first time on this show, and we heard you have talents.
- Let's take a look. - She's got a lot of talents.
- Let's see. - You need to be good.
- I'll impersonate Park Hee Jin's. - Oh, Park Hee Jin?
Park Hee Jin.
"Hello, I'm Park Hee Jin."
- Wow, she's good. - That's it.
I can keep talking like this.
I can say anything or answer any questions in this voice.
- Now, mimic Lee Sun Gyun. - Lee Sun Gyun.
I can mimic Lee Sun Gyun, Shin Moon Sun...
- Can you mimic Ahn Sung Ki? - and Ahn Sung Ki.
Yes, I'll mimic those three people's voices.
Okay, Sun Gyun?
"One vongole pasta."
"Oh, I'm Shin Moon Sun."
"Shoot me and go."
All three voices in one.
- Those were ad-libs. - Yes.
What's this about mimicking Gi Bong?
- This is going to be funny. - She's good at that.
I'll mimic the scene in "Barefoot Gi Bong",
where Shin Hyun Joon is eating a lettuce wrap.
Put this on top.
(Is she going to mimic this expression?)
Put another one on top.
A lot of people are going to watch this, right?
Okay, Gi Bong?
(How will Hani's mimicry be?)
Okay, this is him eating the lettuce wrap.
(She's clearing her throat.)
- "Put..." - Well...
- Since when was this so difficult? - Give it a go. It's okay.
- I've been doing this all the time. - Exactly.
You've never done this in front of your boyfriend.
Of course. I don't let him see it.
I know how that feels.
(She's shy because her boyfriend would be watching the show.)
"Put this on top."
"Put another one on top."
What was that? What is this?
- No, it's... - Well...
- I haven't done this recently. - That was quite good.
- Wang Cheol would like that. - Wang Cheol would like it.
You're boyfriend would like this.
- Hani is so cool. - Wang Cheol is...
You could've said you can't do it, but you gave it a try.
- You're cool. - That was cute.
- Your boyfriend would like it. - Try it. Let's...
- concentrate. - "This is tasty."
(The second trial also fails.)
- "Put this on top." - She's so feminine.
"Put another one on top."
(This was so easy eight months ago.)
(I've lost my touch.)
- I do this all the time. - Exactly.
But doesn't your boyfriend know about this? He would, right?
- Doesn't he ask you to do it? - Sorry?
- Doesn't he ask you to do it? - No, he would send me a link.
- Which link? - Of him watching it.
The fact that he sends you a link of the video clip,
means that he wants you to do it in front of him sometime.
That's how I see it.
Isn't that just your personal opinion?
No, it's true.
Usually women can't do.
- I'll give it a try next time. - Right.
- Do it for his birthday present. - Well...
That'd be nice. It wouldn't even cost you a penny.
Hani ate nothing but ramyun for a month during her time as a trainee.
There was no space for them to have meals.
So you and team members ate with the bowls on your lap.
In the beginning, we were very successful.
Shinsadong Tiger brought us up, so we received attention.
We lived in a big house at Cheongdam-dong at first,
and our furniture was huge too.
But every time we released a new album,
- we received less attention. - How many albums failed?
Well, 1, 2, 3. Before "Up and Down",
we failed about four times, including the sub-unit album.
- We didn't really fail, but... - I think...
you were saved just before being disbanded.
- My team almost got disbanded. - Right.
So after four failed albums, we moved out of that house.
And we had to take the furniture with us.
So at the new place, we didn't have any space.
- The furniture was too big. - Yes.
We put three bunk beds in one room.
And there was not enough space for us to pass through.
- I see. - That's how small it was.
We always ate instant noodles. One day, one of our members went...
Hye Lin said she doesn't like marinated crab.
(It's just like one of the songs of g.o.d.)
Hani's official nickname is "Ahn Hyeong".
And her unofficial nickname is...
- "Pooper". - Why is that?
My bowels are very active.
They are very troublesome.
I heard you picked up your shoes and...
went to look for a toilet in the middle of a shoot.
I saw you running around with no shoes a while ago.
I saw you going to the toilet.
- Let's have a 10 minute break. - Okay.
For Kyu Hyun, let's rest for 10 minutes.
For Kyu Hyun?
(Did she disappear in a hurry because of her bowels?)
I had to go for number one.
Why did you take off your shoes then?
The high heels are so uncomfortable.
- You had to run. - Yes.
At that time, we were at an army base.
We were looking around the soldiers' quarters.
- And it came. - The number two?
I tried to hold it,
but I didn't want to...
disappoint the soldiers by doing something terrible.
So I raised my hand, held my shoes and...
ran outside.
And the manager got so embarrassed of me doing that.
He didn't like his artist doing that.
A member of idol girl group doing that...
When your bowels are in trouble, you have to get them treated fast.
When you get your first endoscopy, don't do the sleep endoscopy.
Do the live one.
- That's better for you. - That's much better for you.
I tried it twice. It's manageable.
- Even a gastroscope? - I even got a gastroscope awake.
- And an enteroscope. - I want to get both simultaneously.
- A gastroscope is really tough. - That's tough.
- I want to get both. - Up and down?
- Up and down. - So they will put one hose up...
- and one house down. - Yes.
- I want... - And they'll meet in the middle?
When they meet in the middle, the hose will be tied together.
They will say hi to each other.
Gu Ra, the expert of endoscopy, please speak.
(Kim Gu Ra is an expert in endoscopy.)
Si Yang, in your agency, you're considered "The second bomber".
Who's the first bomber?
- It's Lee Min Ho. - Lee Min Ho!
- He was in your agency too. - He was in "Boys Over Flowers".
- The company must earn a lot. - Of course.
- He's so popular in China, right? - That's amazing.
- It must earn unbelievably a lot. - Min Ho...
is very modest too.
When we first met, he said that...
we should be friends because we're the same age.
I thought it was a good idea, so I said, "Yes, mate. Let's do that".
But when I met him again,
I couldn't approach him easily. He was way up there.
- But you're still friends. - You are friends.
But even if you are the same age, if your income is different,
- you feel intimidated. - No, it's not like that.
- Who do you feel that way with? - Jo Sae Ho.
- Gosh. - But you don't feel intimidated.
- I do feel intimidated. - You do?
- If you get intimidated by him... - Your self-esteem is too low.
- you should reflect on yourself. - He's right.
- No, it's like this. - Sae Ho is not intimidating.
Comedians compete with comedies,
- but fashion also matters. - No, no.
We always want to dress better, and he's crazy about designer brands!
- He loves them. - Yes, he does.
You are jealous of him for wearing designer clothes?
Yes, I want them too.
- You're pathetic. - Yes.
- When your wife watches this, - No, I mean...
When your wife watches this, she will burst into tears.
- It's really bad. - You are really pathetic.
Imagine this. He goes home one day, and his wife gives him...
a bag of new designer clothes, saying, "Wear this, honey."
But she's wearing a bandana over her head.
- It turns out... - It's not that bad!
she cut her hair...
- and sold them to get money. - Are you writing a skit?
(Gu Ra's skit ends here.)
It's disappointing that you feel that way because of his clothes.
Also, he tries very hard in life.
You should be jealous of him for trying hard.
Your parents are not rich?
I'm now in the middle.
But you're born rich.
Yes, I was born rich at first.
In my opinion, you were born with no sense of humour.
Je Seong, did Na Rae really attack you out of drunkenness?
You've experienced that?
It was unbelievable. It was my first time seeing her.
So I couldn't avoid it.
I was supposed to drink with Yang Se Hyung.
A very tall girl came with a very short girl.
Jang Do Yeon was on the right, and Na Rae was on the left.
It was a snowy day, and we met at Hapjeong Station.
- Am I dragging on too much? - No.
- No, you're fine. - Why did you stop?
- Why would you do that? - Gosh!
- We need something good. - That was going great.
- That was really good. - Let's go!
So we drank,
and everyone started to get drunk.
When I saw Na Rae, she started to drool.
That rarely happens to a woman.
But she was drooling down right here.
All of a sudden, she started shouting and chasing after me.
- That's scary. - I had just met her then.
So on the snowy field, we began the chase.
Na Rae was wearing tights,
and she tucked her skirt in the tights.
I've never been chased by such a scary woman.
Why did she chase you?
- She had no reason. - She was acting out of drunkenness.
Then I blacked out too. I drank too much.
The next day, my nipples hurt so much.
- That's a nice word choice. - Okay.
I called Se Hyung and said, "Why do my nipples hurt so much?"
He said, "I am really sorry. Yesterday, Na Rae..."
She apparently grabbed my face and threw me onto the snow.
She did that because I started to stagger while running away.
Then she shouted, "Je Seong!" and kept pinching my nipples.
- She wanted you to wake up. - I was unconscious.
Na Rae must've wondered why her fingers hurt so much.
She must've wondered.
She kept calling me to apologise.
Since then, Do Yeon and I became a bit awkward.
But recently, that story came up we started working together again.
- and then we... - You should've...
- ended with the nipples. - I will end here.
- There you go. - Good job.
- Yes. - That's where you should end.
This is a question to Je Seong again.
Is it me again?
It's your first time on Radio Star, and I heard you prepared something. subtitles ripped and synced by riri13
- Yes. - What is it?
- Oh, Yoo Ah In. - Yoo Ah In?
(Mimicking Yoo Ah In)
No way.
I can't believe it.
- Next is Frodo. - See?
- Frodo. - Cut him slack.
- Cut that one out. - You are treating him too badly.
I am watching him as a fellow comedian. He shouldn't do that.
Okay. This is a very popular repertoire of comedians.
- Impression of a helicopter. - Helicopter taking off.
- I need a microphone. - Give him a microphone.
Since that last time...
(Succeed this time, Je Seong!)
Here we go, everyone. Here comes the helicopter.
(The helicopter will take off.)
There it goes!
(There's a feeling that it's never going to land.)
(The helicopter sound wafts throughout the studio.)
Here it is. Fail.
(It failed to land.)
There's more.
- There's more? - What is it?
- Today... - What is this?
- I'm perplexed. - What are you doing?
And he got an Excellence Award from MBC!
You will make the sound of ripping paper.
Now that I look at it,
- I look so shabby. - Isn't this it?
That's it.
- Try it. - No, no.
- Try it. - Give it a try.
(The sound of ripping paper)
(They are shocked.)
What will we do with him?
It's really funny.
This is the last chance.
The sound of dad washing his face.
- I'm excited for this one. - I'm excited.
It's the sound of dad washing his face.
(What will happen to Je Seong?)
It's the sound of dad washing his face.
- Give it a go. - Okay.
Okay.
He fills up the bowl with some water first.
They usually put a towel over their shoulder.
(He makes a loud noise.)
(Powerful)
(We can see how desperate and angry he is.)
(He miraculously made them laugh.)
That's funny. That's funny.
(After four tries, he finally made them laugh again.)
If I get sleepy, I will go wash my face.
- But... - The next one is important.
It says you will tell us a story that is completely amazing.
- This isn't going to be easy. - Completely amazing?
If you put it like that...
I think the scriptwriters are trying to kill you.
They really are.
- Tell us what it is. - What is that amazing story?
- It's supposed to be the best. - It's my first time to hear it.
No, no.
- Have some confidence. - Is it about a funeral?
Oh, the funeral story.
One of the relatives of my colleague passed away.
But we were young then, so we didn't know what to do.
So my colleagues hurried and bought black suits.
We were coming from a soccer game,
so our socks weren't proper. The way we were dressed...
- wasn't normal for the occasion. - You weren't wearing black socks.
- You were wearing soccer socks. - Yes.
One person was wearing red knee socks.
- And he realised that later. - I can't believe he wore red socks.
As soon as he took off his shoes,
he noticed his red socks and immediately sat down.
(He bows hastily.)
He just collapsed like that. We knew we shouldn't laugh,
but one of my colleagues went...
- He made that sound. - It'd make everyone laugh.
I knew this was getting out of control. During the bow,
the guy made a second mistake.
At the funeral,
there is a place where you put incense sticks.
But since he had never been to a funeral, he took a chrysanthemum...
and hesitated for a while.
(He hesitated with the flower in his hand.)
Then he put the flower in the brazier for incense sticks.
The incense brazier started to look like a flower pot.
(Chrysanthemum bloomed in the incense brazier.)
I thought, "This is getting out of control".
That was the second problem. My chest was starting to hurt.
There was something else.
After we bowed...
- He wants to make us laugh. - I think we should stop here.
- Let's hear him out. - This story is funny.
- Let me just wrap it up. - Keep going.
You could see the parking lot from the cafeteria.
And I found a familiar face...
throwing punches in the air. It was Director Min Chul Gi.
He was caught in a spider web.
A big spider was crawling on his neck.
- In a spider web? - He was going to the bathroom...
- and got caught in spider web. - It was in the forest.
It was very embarrassing.
(I see.)
- He was throwing punches alone. - Yes.
Personally, I think he should have...
- summarised the story a bit. - He should have.
- What was the funniest part? - The chrysanthemum.
The bit about chrysanthemum was funny. So he should have...
moved on to that part right away.
You could have said that the chrysanthemum burned.
That's the right way of embellishing the story.
- Get chrysanthemum... - Exactly.
- and set in on fire. - Like that.
- That would have been funnier. - This is hilarious.
- I learned so much today. - That's how you tell a funny story.
Keep your story short and sweet. Sook, give him an advice.
- They will edit most of your story. - That's right.
Watch the show and realise that you have made a mistake.
You need to analyse the parts that survived.
- Give up on today's episode. - Why?
- Give up. - Why should I give up already?
How about you sit over there and watch us run the show?
(Disheartened)
The next question is important.
- Do your best. - Let's go.
- He must be so pressured. - The next question is important.
Je Seong, do your best.
- Come on! - Je Seong, this is important.
You might end up becoming a guy who just came to collect money.
- I'll look like a money monger. - That part won't be edited out.
That part will air and make us look generous.
Radio Star can make a guest invisible.
Do your best from now on.
- Give us the second episode. - This episode is funny.
- Have you heard it before? - I actually have.
It was funny.
- Come on. - You shouldn't have said that.
- You are only pressuring him. - I didn't mean to.
(You are only pressuring him by saying it's funny.)
We move on to Je Song's next challenge.
It's not much of a story.
There is someone nicknamed Mr All Right in Cheongdam-dong.
I saw him guide someone backing up into the parking lot.
All right, all right.
Then I heard a crash.
"What in the world! You made me crash my car."
"Why did you tell me to go further back?"
Then...
(Then...)
(You can make them laugh.)
(Je Seong)
He moved elsewhere and said, "All right, all right".
That's the story.
How strange. He made it funny the last time I heard it.
You have some weird tastes.
- It's not like that. - You are ruining him.
My head is a jumbled mess.
Je Seong lost his way.
He lost his way in Radio Star.
Lost in Radio Star.
His eyes are vacant.
I don't know how I ended up like this.
(Laughing)
(I'm ruined.)
- Je Seong is a nice guy. - He is.
- So his stories aren't intense. - Bad men tell the best stories.
Most interesting stories entail arguing, fighting,
swearing and such.
Jo Young Gu recently said on TV...
that he prays every day, "Why did you make me marry this woman?"
A story like that makes people laugh.
Gu Ra's advice won't help you.
It'll only dig your grave deeper.
(A show like a funeral)
It will be the end of your life as a comedian.
(Hwang Je Seong's sense of humour)
(Here lies Hwang Je Seong's career.)
Sook, I heard that there is a secret to your birth.
There are five daughters in my family.
- My parents have many daughters. - There are five daughters.
That's right. People mistakenly thought that my family were rich.
I only said my parents are rich in daughters.
- People misunderstood. - That's right.
- They must have wanted a son. - They did since the second child.
But they kept getting daughters.
- They had four daughters and... - Thanks to your parents' wish,
you came out looking like a man.
That hurts.
(Joking)
It's okay. I do look like a man.
Since they had four daughters,
they decided to stop because they thought five would be too many.
But since they really wanted a son,
they decided to give it a one last try and my mother got pregnant.
So my mother went to the hospital to give birth feeling nervous.
Back then, they didn't tell you a child's sex in advance.
Like by fate, the woman who shared the hospital room...
with my mother had three sons.
- I see. - Wow.
- So they wanted a daughter. - I see.
Both women were to give birth on the same day.
The grandmothers of the two families met.
They said, "I'm sure..."
"we will both get a child we want."
"But there's possibility of..."
"you getting another son and our family a daughter again."
- It's near impossible. - No way.
They talked, "If that happens,"
- "let's switch the babies." - Switch the babies?
This is like "Jang Bo Ri is Here!"
It's just like the drama.
That family actually had another son...
and my family had another daughter.
But the doctor dropped me...
- and I had a bruise on my face. - Did this happen for real?
- Seriously? - It really happened.
So that family saw my face and said,
"We will keep the son."
That's how I was left with my original family.
- You need a story like this. - I'm learning so much today.
It's short and strong. A doctor dropped the baby!
- Then what happened? - Even now, when I meet my mum,
I tell her to drop me off at that family's place.
- I belong to that family. - They wouldn't have done it.
I'm sure they were just saying that.
I wish they had switched babies.
(I wish they had switched babies.)
I heard Sook is like Gu Ra.
She talks and reports about people around her.
She reported Park So Hyun to a show as an idol singer enthusiast.
I knew about her interest.
She even knows about a mole on an idol singer's face.
- So Hyun does? - That's right.
One idol singer has a fake mole on his face.
Yong Guk has a mole here.
- They both have a mole there. - How fascinating.
Dae Hyun has a mole under his eyes.
(Park So Hyun even knows about the moles of idol singers.)
(Sook recognised So Hyun's unusual talent.)
- Does Song Eun I have a talent? - She knows...
- a lot of old K-Pop songs. - That's right.
- What about Lee Yeong Ja? - Yeong Ja has a drinking habit.
If Eun I, Yeong Ja and I go drinking,
she orders 1 beer and 11 dishes.
- Wow. - She is special.
(She is truly special.)
She asks me to sing her a lullaby at night.
"Sook, I have insomnia. Please sing me a lullaby."
She hates typical lullabies.
- She likes to hear about food. - What?
I tell her about dishes like bulgogi...
- and stir-fried meat. - That helps her fall asleep.
- You talk to her about food. - It's like a lullaby.
- She is special. - "There are bulgogi..."
"and stir-fried meat."
"Put some stir-fried meat on hot rice..."
"and wrap it with seaweed. Then take a big bite."
- I tell her a detailed picture. - That helps her fall asleep?
- Then she falls asleep. - Like a baby.
She is special.
Si Yang, I heard you used to be a member of Jang Na Ra's fan club,
- Narajjang. - Narajjang?
I paid money to be a member of Jang Na Ra's fan club...
and received a card.
On the card is a serial number that tells me...
how many people became her fans ahead of me.
So I registered for a paid membership.
With the card,
you could enter the broadcasting station...
- to cheer for your celebrity. - Really?
- That's unexpected of you. - "Narajjang".
Have you been to Jun Su's concert when you were a fan?
I'm sure she has.
- I haven't. - So you weren't in the fan club.
My friend was a bigger fan.
She was a member of the fan club...
and made me watch video clips of him at the electronic library.
But that friend...
- Do you keep in touch with her? - She is my best friend.
- She must have been thrilled. - What did you tell her?
- When you first started dating? - Was she thrilled?
- I'm sure she was. - I want to hear this.
- She may be jealous. - That's right.
She wouldn't be jealous.
She did say that her Jun Su was taken away.
- Really? - Your best friend said that?
- At first, - At least you're her friend.
she felt sad that...
her favourite singer had a girlfriend.
But she supports our relationship now.
- I'm sure she does. - That's what a friend does.
When answering questions regarding her relationship,
she takes time and makes sure she doesn't say anything wrong.
- She considers her answer. - She really does.
I can see that she is checking if the answer...
will cause her trouble later.
- You're different from before. - That's right.
- So you didn't go to his concerts? - No.
- Hwang Je Seong. - Yes?
- Is your real name Hwang Je? - Was that your real name?
- Yes, that was my real name. - Really?
- Hwang Je is a good name. - Hwang Je Seong.
When I was little, you know,
you don't like friends making fun of your name.
"Who is it?" "It's Je. It's him."
- Kids did laugh at me like that. - See?
- I'm sure. - Hwang Je.
- "Who is it?" "It's Je. It's him." - "It's Je. It's him."
I mean, it's not a bad name.
- Hwang Je isn't a bad name. - It's not bad.
I realised that later on.
There was someone named Wang Je in my school back then.
- Wang Je? - Yes.
We were young back then, and my friends...
started picking sides and fighting.
I really hated it. It made me feel bad.
I felt like Wang Je took away the privilege that I once enjoyed.
So I told my dad,
and he paid 5,000 dollars at the naming centre for the new name.
- Really? - Yes.
- Back then, 5,000 dollars was... - That's so expensive.
My family deeply believe in shamanism.
My current name is very good too, considering the Chinese characters.
It has very good meaning.
- But things are not good right now. - Right.
Right this moment.
This moment I'm spending with you.
- Right here, this moment. - At this moment.
(Depressed)
Je Seong, I heard you won the UN Peacekeeping Model Contest...
where you competed with very tall candidates.
- You've made it to first place. - Is that so?
- He was handsome back then. - Who is that?
- This is the one. - This is it.
"Hwang Je Seong, the Star of Tomorrow".
"The first prize winner of the UN Peacekeeping Model Contest".
- Is that him? - The underlined parts are funny.
"In the Jeolla and Gyeongsang provinces,"
"he's as popular as Song Seung Heon."
(Is Je Seong as popular as Seung Heon in those areas?)
It says, "He'll train hard after the college entrance exams..."
"to produce a special product at the beginning of the year."
- What is... - What special product?
When was this contest?
What is this? Is this it?
- He's handsome. - He was handsome.
- He looks elegant. - Song Seung Heon of the South.
(We'll let you decide.)
There's also a picture of him in a swimsuit.
- Was there a swimsuit contest? - Really?
(Here is the picture of Je Seong in the swimsuit.)
What kind of contest is this?
- That's hilarious. - What is this?
What kind of contest is this? He's slinging this thing over.
- This is really funny. - What kind of contest is this?
Actually, shouldn't the UN...
Gosh, don't touch the nipple.
- Don't touch the nipple. - The UN should approve this first.
What kind of contest is this?
What is this?
When you win in contests like this, you usually do things after, right?
It said that the winner would be provided with opportunities...
to devote himself to world peace.
But I've never seen the people who held the contest after the event.
(The contest was closed after the first event.)
Did you pay to enter the contest?
- I did. - How much?
- Was it 5,000 dollars too? - No, it was 3,000 dollars.
- Was it 3,000 dollars? - That's a lot.
- Why was it so expensive? - It's cheaper than your name.
You are watching a high-end music programme, Radio Star.
Today, we're with the four...
guy and lady magnets.
"The Song to Make Your Hearts Tremble."
Should we listen to Hani's song?
"If I Ain't Got You."
This song has a deep tone.
This is by Alicia Keys.
Why did you choose this song, Hani?
I used to listen to it often when I was a trainee.
- I listen to it more nowadays. - "If I Ain't Got You."
You chose it because "Ain't" sounds like a boyfriend in Korean?
(You got a boyfriend.)
I heard the incident that your mum beat you 64 times...
is very famous amongst your fans.
Why were you beaten up like that?
My mum was very strict when I was young.
For instance, when my friends came over to my house, she said,
"You need to sleep early when you're in someone else's house."
- She's strict. - Yes.
The school was on vacation, so my mum told me to clean up the bags.
"Okay." "Did you clean up the bags?"
"No." "Clean up your bags."
"Okay." We had that conversation about three times.
Then she said, "Bring your bag". So I did.
"Shake it". I did that.
"Count the number of rubbish that fell out". There were 64 of them.
That's a lot of rubbish in your bag.
Were you using that bag as a trash can?
- Maybe she collected them. - Were you collecting used papers?
(Was Hani collecting used papers?)
So did she beat you once per the number of rubbish?
Yes, she did.
When the rod broke, she told me to go get a new one.
I'm so jealous. My dad ran an academy.
They use those cue sticks for billiards as rods in the academies.
- I was beaten with those, so... - Wow.
- It must've really hurt. - That's how you grew up properly.
(That's how he became a decent person.)
That's why you're good at staring matches.
- He is a nice father. - Maybe that's why.
(Did the beatings turn Kyu Hyun into a cyborg?)
Did you go to the musical with your mum last June...
to be a good daughter?
I didn't mean to show my boyfriend to mum.
I was just invited to the musical,
so I said thanks and went to see it with her.
- But at that time were you like... - I thought he's very cool.
"Mum, I think that guy likes me."
(Really?)
- Her mum knew about it. - No, no.
No, she didn't.
- Did she know? - Her mum didn't.
- What's the right answer? - She knew.
- Was she like, "Oh my dear"? - Gosh.
No, it wasn't like that. I just got the ticket...
and told my mum that he said he's a big fan of mine.
He said he's a big fan of mine.
But my mum was a fan of his already.
- I see. - Did he book...
the seats for you?
- Yes. - That's it, so he...
- knew where you were. - So...
He knew where you were sitting.
- Was that "The Musical Death Note"? - Yes.
That's quite a scary title for something to watch with your mum.
- "Death Note." - "Death Note."
Mum, let's go watch "Death Note".
(Mum, let's go watch "The Musical Death Note".)
(Embarrassed)
Hani will sing "If I Ain't Got You".
Shall we listen now?
- "If I Ain't Got You." - The song...
("If I Ain't Got You" by Hani)
(It's a sincere song that makes you listen to it when things are tough.)
(Some people live for the fortune)
(Some people live just for the fame)
(Some people live for the power, yeah)
(Some people live just to play the game)
(A persuasive voice and a rich tone)
(This is a side of Hani that we didn't know about.)
(She dominates the stage with an even deeper voice.)
(Hani is full of charms.)
(Some just want everything)
(But everything means nothing)
(If I ain't got you)
(Bravo!)
Wow, she's good.
You look beautiful on stage.
Diamond rings, nice.
Shall we listen to Si Yang's song now?
It's Kang Susie's song.
("Violet Fragrance" by Click-B is a remake of a song by Kang Susie.)
- He can't keep a straight face. - You're getting happy now, right?
- He can't. - That's a nice song you picked.
- He can't. - He picked a good song.
How did you...
pick such a nice song?
(He's being loved by Gook Jin.)
I was watching the movie, "100 Days with Mr Arrogant",
and I really liked the remade song.
That's why I picked this song, and fortunately...
- it turns out to be a good choice. - I see.
This is amazing.
(The studio is being filled with love.)
There's a story of someone seeing Kyu Hyun.
- Really? - It's not on Kyu Hyun's script.
"It was in September, 2015. Kyu Hyun..."
"came to Jeju with Max Chang Min."
- Did you go there? Do you remember? - Yes.
"They had a drink in Seogwipo..."
"and were on their way to their lodging in Pyoseon."
- Is this true? - Yes.
- This is a true story. - Was this on 13 September?
It was in September.
"On the way, Kyu Hyun asked the driver to pull over..."
"and he peed at the side of the street."
- Is this true? - Hold on a minute.
- Do you remember this? - He remembers it.
"It was late at night, and there were no bathrooms nearby."
"They were drunk,"
"but they were polite and courteous."
"By the way, they didn't give me any tip."
So it's the substitute driver.
"Can you tell who I am now?"
- "I was the substitute driver." - Oh, I see.
(Dizzy)
- Do you remember? - Peeing on the street?
- You need to be careful. - I was...
Were there no bathrooms?
I really had to go to the bathroom, but...
- I'm very sorry. - It was the middle of nowhere.
Yes, so I just went somewhere nearby.
But the public urination isn't the important part here.
- Isn't it? - It's about the tip.
Because, if he tipped the driver, he wouldn't have reported this.
(I should've tipped him.)
Kim Sook and Song Eun I's internet radio channel...
is becoming famous these days.
It says that since you can't play music on internet broadcasts,
you play the songs you own.
I think the broadcast became famous because of that. Radio programmes...
usually have the part where they listen to a song for a break.
- Copyright laws don't let me. - That's right.
I can't do that, so I got...
some recordings from the people I know.
Like, Yu Jae Seok's "Worry".
Let's listen to "Worry" by Yu Jae Seok.
Eun I. Well...
I heard you do this thing where you solve people's worries.
That's nice,
but you should solve your own worries first.
Stop sticking around with Sook.
Listen to your friend.
But you can't keep playing "Worry".
Yes, I play that once and then move onto someone else's.
Like, "Scolding" by Lee Yeong Ja.
Let's listen to "Scolding" by Lee Yeong Ja.
You guys are so inhumane.
Are you even close with me?
You should be friendly with me on other days and things.
You ask me out for dinner when you run out of things to say.
Then you spend 2 hours with me and use my story for 6 months.
You play with me for 1 day and use my story for 1 year.
You guys are so uncompassionate.
(Does she actually mean it?)
There're "Scolding", "Lamentation"...
and "Rest Area Tours" by Yeong Ja. These things...
- So it's mostly by Yeong Ja. - Yes.
There's also "Self-Praise" by Kim Young Chul.
- This is funny. - There's also Choi Hwa Jeong's...
"Pacifying Your Dog."
- I play them one by one. - That's funny.
Is there something you want to record from here?
This would be nice. "Nowadays" by Hani.
That's nice.
- She's happy nowadays. - Please say how you are.
Well, nowadays...
I don't get to laugh very often.
- Why? - You kept laughing today.
To be honest, I had difficult times for the past few days.
Rather than wasting my time blaming myself and regretting,
I decided to try harder in life. I will be more active,
work harder and become a better person.
- Yes. - Please cheer for me.
What about "Misery" by Je Seong?
(He cracks up.)
Let's listen to Kwak Si Yang's "Violet Fragrance".
("Violet Fragrance" by Kwak Si Yang)
He's good.
(Like violet)
- He's good. - He's good indeed.
He's really good.
(It softly came to me)
He's an artist from SM Entertainment.
Please do your dance.
I want to see that funny dance again.
(In those pretty eyes)
Should I move my shoulders?
(The fragrance settles)
- He sings very well. - He's good.
(I couldn't forget about it)
- What's going to happen? - What's happening?
(The performance begins now.)
(Everyone enjoys the song.)
(Let's sing together!)
(He's enjoying it very much.)
(Let's make beautiful stories)
(He barely manages it.)
(Amongst many people I meet on the streets)
(He tries hard.)
(He sings from the top of his voice.)
(You gave me love)
(He's happy.)
(It was filled with his unspoilt and fresh charms.)
Awesome!
- He's good. - He's awesome.
Si Yang is a smart guy. Guk Jin really loved it.
- He Really enjoyed it. - Si Yang is...
a very charming singer.
He looked like Cupid up there.
(He's like a love messenger.)
Let's listen to Je Seong's song.
(The song, "30 SEXY" is from the album Rain Effect.)
This song is not easy.
- Will you be okay? - It's a difficult song.
Is it RAIN's "30 SEXY"?
- "30 SEXY". - Why did you choose this song?
After I turned 30,
nobody has told me I was sexy.
So this song expresses my desire.
The producer wanted us to ask you why you chose this song,
but he wants us to make you sing even before you finish answering.
Look at that.
- He's not excited to hear it. - I didn't expect him to ask us...
to skip your answer like this.
We never thought he'd write it that big.
To tell you the truth,
I've been out of my mind since an hour ago.
I've been thinking about what I will do at home.
Gosh.
- That's funny. - This is going to be his last shot.
- It's his last chance. - It's "30 SEXY".
- You can do it. - It's going to be my funeral song.
I will sing my funeral song.
- Cheers! - Almost everyone is funny here.
- We'll make him funny again. - But it's no use.
Being funny like this is no use for him.
- Because we can make actors... - This is so funny.
- funny this way, but... - Je Seong.
- not comedians. - Don't be depressed.
I'm so excited.
(He begins with his eyes closed.)
(He can't manage to keep his head up.)
(They are both 30 years old, but they are different.)
(His dance is very serious.)
He's good!
(That's enough.)
(It sounds like it will wake up the ghosts.)
(I can't get the song out of my head!)
(It will wake even the scariest ghosts up.)
(He finishes his funeral song in falsetto.)
(Rest in peace, Je Seong's sense of humour )
- That was funny. - That was good.
Park Myung Soo's sense of humour died in "My Little Television",
- and yours dies here. - It was an epic failure.
- It didn't work out for you. - But I liked how...
- consistent you were. - I consistently failed.
I hope you will resurrect as a zombie.
- Please be the zombie. - Zombie?
When you work as the zombie for five years,
you will make a result.
- You will. - Of course. Be patient.
It took me 23 years.
You're the one who killed him.
He's finishing the process of burying you.
- That's what he's doing. - I'm now getting buried?
He feels bad, so now...
- he's preparing a coffin for you. - That's what Radio Star does.
- No. No. - I never knew I'd be buried here.
(Come join me, Je Seong.)
- But he's... - I thought he was funny.
very talented.
- I think... - Too late.
- It's too late for that. - Now he's making...
a funeral speech.
"Je Seong did his best at MBC..."
"to give us laughters."
"He passed away while trying to..."
"make viewers laugh."
You're talking as if you'll never see him again.
No, he's very funny.
He said that out of nowhere.
That's really killing him.
Today was Heart Stealers Special.
Sook, please tell us how it was today.
I was actually awkward to sit here.
- Sitting next to Gook Jin. - I used to sit...
- at the end. - That's right.
- But today I'm sitting here. - That means you're popular now.
Yes. I feel like I have to do better now.
- Hani? - You were very worried.
- Don't worry. - But you all talked...
very nicely, so...
I'm thankful that I got to talk about things that were...
considered as taboo before.
I am sorry to many people...
who are hurt because of me.
- I am sorry. - No one's hurt.
- I want to apologise. - Being in love is not a crime.
I'm very scared.
- You're scared, right? - I am afraid that I'm going to...
ruin things that my team and my agency...
- worked hard to get. - No. No.
I am going to try harder.
- That's the best I can do now. - You're afraid that you being...
in the relationship would harm your team members.
- She's a beautiful person. - I can do it!
- She's very good-hearted. - Congratulations, Hani.
We hope you keep on your relationship with Jun Su.
- She's beautiful inside. - She is.
Thank you for this entertaining time.
- He's very likeable. - He is.
- I hope you will stay... - I'm jealous.
happy and healthy in 2016. Thank you.
Je Seong, you're up.
It's the Heart Stealers Special.
We apologise. We stole your sense of humour.
Just think that we've worn off bad luck for you.
I feel like now I know which way to go. I'm grateful.
Where are you going?
I have to start from the bottom.
(He will start over.)
Last year, you all stole one person's heart,
but we hope that you steal...
all viewers' hearts this year.
We hope you will be the national heart stealers.
We will say goodbye here. See you next week. Please!